04 July 2010

Walked Right Into That One

While playing Lego Harry Potter:

ME: Where does Hermione get Crookshanks [to appear] from anyway?

JON: Well, it is Hermione's pussy.

For those of you who may not have a visual to associate with this, in the LEGO games characters often sort of manifest objects they supposedly have on them. These objects are frequently bigger than said character and the character often seems to be grabbing them from his/her lower anatomy. Like Hermione's Time Turner that is bigger than her head and appeared to come from her ass.

ya'll come back now, ya hear?