Last night as Jon was putting dishes in the dishwasher...
Jon: hey hon, you know how I asked you not to stack plates on top of bowls when you put dishes on the counter?
Me: Yeah, did I do it again?
Jon: Well, can that also apply to not stacking bowls on top of glasses?
Me: I did that?
Jon: You really don't pay any attention to this do you?
Internet, I think he's on to me!