27 April 2010

Inevitability

Inevitability: the cleanup of cat food dumped in random location by cat and placing said food in garbage can. Only to find cat has dumped over trash can to get at food cleaned up yesterday.

and also, if you eat popcorn while breastfeeding, sooner or later you're going to have to clean popcorn out of someone's ear.

21 March 2010

Dear Edward

Dear Edward,
While I respect your growing interest in the world-at-large, may I point out to you that mommy still needs to nap between feeding even if you have decided (at the grand old age of three and a half weeks) that you no longer need to? The management would greatly appreciate a return to more napping, or if not, at least working on a reliable feeding schedule, thus enabling others to nap.
Sincerely,
The management

ya'll come back now, ya hear?